If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: My friend Emma is a radiologist in the X-Ray department. I call her ‘Boney Em’!

Bob’s Bonus: The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only Hummus one!

Bob’s Bonus: My friend Jack reckons he can communicate with vegetable. He’s right, Jack and the Beans Talk!

Tuesday: How do you make a mouse smile? Say “Cheese”!

Bonus: Why do fish prefer salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Bob’s Bonus: I have a friend who only has 8 toes. He’s lack toes intolerant!

Wednesday: I went and saw my doctor about my deep fear of tsunamis. He asked if is was a constant fear. I said ”No, it comes in waves’!

Thursday: The taxi driver wouldn’t accept a tip this morning. I thought, ‘fare enough’!

Bob’s Bonus: I asked my daughter if I could use her newspaper. She said “Dad we don’t use papers anymore – here use my iPad”. That poor fly never stood a chance!

Friday: My friend was sent to prison last year for excessive burping. He’s finally been let out of jail after saying “pardon me”!

Sarah’s Grandmama joke: I have branches, but no leaves, trunk or fruit. What am I? A bank!