Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner!

Bonus: My age really does bother me – it just the side effects!

Bob’s Bonus: Some people even get road rage in the supermarket!

Tuesday: The inventor of Morse code has passed away. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you know the inventor of sandals was French. His name was Philip Phlop!

Bob’s Bonus: I was asked to judge a spelling bee. I really didn’t want to do it. So I asked the kids to spell ‘Their’. They asked for context so I said “The car is parked over there, and their late”!

Wednesday: First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club!

Bob’s Bonus: Being kissed while you are asleep is one of the purest forms of love… unless you are in prison!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you hear what happened to the IT guy? He ransomware!

Thursday: To help me remember my internet password, I use my dog’s name. But I just got hacked again… this is the third time I’ve had to rename the pooch!

Bob’s Bonus: What’s black and white, and red all over? A sunburnt zebra… or a newpaper!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you know if you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner!

Friday: I’m starting a tribute band called “Paper.” We cover rock!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: I went in the bathroom and noticed a few grey hairs. I was thinking I wished my grey hairs started when I was in Vegas… because they say ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’!