If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: My son asked me, “Is this pool safe for diving?” I replied, “It deep ends”!

Bonus: I woke up this morning and my whole body had turned into a corn plant. If anyone has any ideas how to cure myself, I’m all ears!

Bob’s Bonus: People think I’m lazy… but I’m just energy efficient!

Tuesday: I went into a hotel and was told by the manager “It’s a $100 per night, but only $50 if you make your own bed.” So I said “OK, I’ll make my own bed then.” The manager responded “OK, I’ll go get you some nails and wood”!

Bob’s Bonus: England hasn’t got a kidney bank… but it does have a Liverpool!

Elvis’ Bonus: Where did Herb and his friends spend New Years Eve? In Thyme Square!

Wednesday: My wife told me I’ve grown as a person. Well, her actual words were, “You‘re getting fat,” but I know what she meant!

Bob’s Bonus: Cremation is your last chance to have a smoking hot body!

Thursday: I hate it at night when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. He’s only 5 years of age and it’s always past his bedtime!

Bob’s Bonus: Adam and Eve were the first people to fail to read the Apple terms and conditions!

Gerhard’s Bonus: I spotted a guy wearing camouflage trousers and hobbling on crutches. He can hide, but he can’t run!

Friday: How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys!

Bonus: What’s worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well I’m not going to go spreading it!