Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Yesterday I wore something I hadn’t worn for 5 years and it still fitted. It was a pair of socks!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you know garbage collectors don’t get training, they pick up things as they go!

Bob’s Bonus Anagram: Mother-in-law – Woman Hitler!

Tuesday: My dad raised me single-handedly. It wasn’t easy being the son of a pirate!

Elvis’ Bonus: I sing in the car only when I’m reversing. I’m a backup singer!

Bob’s Bonus Anagram: Earthquake – that queer shake!

Wednesday: I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor!

Bob’s Bonus Anagram: Snooze alarm – a last no more zzzz

Elvis’ Bonus: I went to the shop to get 6 cans of Sprite, but I picked 7UP!

Thursday: An Englishman told me he hadn’t seen his twin brother since they arrived in Australia. He said “We were separated at Perth”!

Bob’s Bonus: Written on a senior’s t-shirt: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right!

Elvis’ Bonus: I went trick or treating and told dad jokes along the way. All I got was Snickers!

Friday: My perfume store got robbed. They took every scent I had!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: Do you know sign language? You should learn it – it’s pretty handy!